Not so normal Super Bowl prediction...

Before Kickoff:
Someone will mention Spygate 15 times. (Why is Arlen Specter so concerned about the Spygate tapes? Why isn't he more worried about lowering our taxes?)
Jimmy Johnson's hair will stay straight.
Someone will show up to their interview with Ryan Seacrest drunk.
Patriots will win the toss.

First Quarter:
Giants will score first... Lawrence Tynes from 36 yards. NY 3 NE 0
Brady will throw a 40-yard TD to Dante Stallworth... NY 3 NE 7
Eli Manning throws an interception right into Junior Seau's hands.
Laurence Moroney dives for a 1-yard score... NY 3 NE 14
Advertisers start to sweat, for threat of a blowout.

Second Quarter:
Giants get another field goal. NY 6 NE 14
Both teams exchange punts.
Tom Brady starts limping considerably... moves out to receiver slot. Randy Moss takes direct snap, throws to Mike Vrabel for touchdown... NY 6 NE 21
Giants return kickoff for touchdown... NY 13 NE 21
Patriots get last-second field goal from Steven Gostkowski... NY 13 NE 24 at the half.

Third Quarter:
Giants drive to the goal line, but fumble. Brady throws a screen to Wes Welker who turns it into a 97-yard TD. NY 13 NE 31
Giants go on a 10-minute drive, and Brandon Jacobs scores. NY 20 NE 31
Both teams exchange punts twice.
Patriots' Kevin Faulk scores on a 4-yard TD pass... NY 20 NE 38
Giants returns ensuing kickoff 80 yards to the 10.

Fourth Quarter:
Eli finds Amani Toomer for a score, but the extra point gets blocked... NY 26 NE 38
Brady finds Moss wide open for a 64-yard TD... NY 26 NE 45
Giants put one last-gasp drive together, but get intercepted with 3:00 left, and NE runs out the clock.

My prediction... New England Patriots 45, New York Giants 26
Randy Moss will be MVP.
Bill Belichick will get a Gatorade bath.
I will win two slices of pizza from Pat Murphy.

Wherever you watch the game, please buckle up.
TS